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21

Aug

stormtrooperfashion:

Lana by Cameron Hammond for C-Heads Magazine, August 2014

Just in time for the big Baywatch Reunion Special!

stormtrooperfashion:

Lana by Cameron Hammond for C-Heads Magazine, August 2014

Just in time for the big Baywatch Reunion Special!

29

Jul

stormtrooperfashion:

Naomi Campbell in “The Development of Form” by Luigi & Daniele + Iango for Vogue Japan, September 2014
See more from this set here.

Why would you want to make a beautiful woman like Naomi Campbell look like my grandmother’s old couch?

stormtrooperfashion:

Naomi Campbell in “The Development of Form” by Luigi & Daniele + Iango for Vogue Japan, September 2014

See more from this set here.

Why would you want to make a beautiful woman like Naomi Campbell look like my grandmother’s old couch?

27

Jul

stormtrooperfashion:

Anna Ewers in “Audacieuse” by Mert Alas & Marcus Piggott for Vogue Paris, August 2014
See more from this set here.

stormtrooperfashion:

Anna Ewers in “Audacieuse” by Mert Alas & Marcus Piggott for Vogue Paris, August 2014

See more from this set here.

stormtrooperfashion:

Natasha Poly in “The Development of Form” by Luigi & Daniele + Iango for Vogue Japan, September 2014
See more from this set here.

It looks like she W’s mugged by teenage ravers on her way to work.

stormtrooperfashion:

Natasha Poly in “The Development of Form” by Luigi & Daniele + Iango for Vogue Japan, September 2014

See more from this set here.

It looks like she W’s mugged by teenage ravers on her way to work.

11

Jun

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Jessica Stam by Alexi Lubomirski for Numéro Tokyo #50, October 2011

Why would anyone want to look like an acorn?

stormtrooperfashion:

Jessica Stam by Alexi Lubomirski for Numéro Tokyo #50, October 2011

Why would anyone want to look like an acorn?

08

Jun


Found here

Found here

stormtrooperfashion:

[My favorite looks from] Waleska Gorczevski, Issa Lish and Esmeralda Seay Reynolds for Marc Jacobs Resort 2015

Ugh!!!! Just no! It’s like the 60s and 80s had a horribly mutated love child after a night of intense hate-fucking.

The only halfway acceptable out fits are the red sweater & mini which is minorly fucked by the position of the stars and the next one. The shiny black dress which has a weird collar.

As to those yellow abominations, why do people keep dressing like my grandmother’s shower curtain circa 1974?

07

Jun

lovingmyselfishard:

stormtrooperfashion:

[My favorites from] Katlin Aas for Missoni Resort 2015

Ok, looking at the top photo, I just want to know why anyone would wear a suit made out of lawnchair webbing.

stormtrooperfashion:

Lexi Boling in “Sirène” by Laurie Bartley for Numéro China #40, June/July 2014
See more from this set here.

She doesn’t look like mermaid, she looks hypothermic.

stormtrooperfashion:

Lexi Boling in “Sirène” by Laurie Bartley for Numéro China #40, June/July 2014

See more from this set here.

She doesn’t look like mermaid, she looks hypothermic.

06

Jun

stormtrooperfashion:

Tosca Dekker in “Scuba Style” by Lorenzo Bringheli for Glamour Italia, June 2014

High fashion as drawn by Rob Leifeld.

stormtrooperfashion:

Tosca Dekker in “Scuba Style” by Lorenzo Bringheli for Glamour Italia, June 2014

High fashion as drawn by Rob Leifeld.