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11

Jun

stormtrooperfashion:

Jessica Stam by Alexi Lubomirski for Numéro Tokyo #50, October 2011

Why would anyone want to look like an acorn?

stormtrooperfashion:

Jessica Stam by Alexi Lubomirski for Numéro Tokyo #50, October 2011

Why would anyone want to look like an acorn?

08

Jun


Found here

Found here

stormtrooperfashion:

[My favorite looks from] Waleska Gorczevski, Issa Lish and Esmeralda Seay Reynolds for Marc Jacobs Resort 2015

Ugh!!!! Just no! It’s like the 60s and 80s had a horribly mutated love child after a night of intense hate-fucking.

The only halfway acceptable out fits are the red sweater & mini which is minorly fucked by the position of the stars and the next one. The shiny black dress which has a weird collar.

As to those yellow abominations, why do people keep dressing like my grandmother’s shower curtain circa 1974?

07

Jun

lovingmyselfishard:

stormtrooperfashion:

[My favorites from] Katlin Aas for Missoni Resort 2015

Ok, looking at the top photo, I just want to know why anyone would wear a suit made out of lawnchair webbing.

stormtrooperfashion:

Lexi Boling in “Sirène” by Laurie Bartley for Numéro China #40, June/July 2014
See more from this set here.

She doesn’t look like mermaid, she looks hypothermic.

stormtrooperfashion:

Lexi Boling in “Sirène” by Laurie Bartley for Numéro China #40, June/July 2014

See more from this set here.

She doesn’t look like mermaid, she looks hypothermic.

06

Jun

stormtrooperfashion:

Tosca Dekker in “Scuba Style” by Lorenzo Bringheli for Glamour Italia, June 2014

High fashion as drawn by Rob Leifeld.

stormtrooperfashion:

Tosca Dekker in “Scuba Style” by Lorenzo Bringheli for Glamour Italia, June 2014

High fashion as drawn by Rob Leifeld.

01

Jun

stormtrooperfashion:

“L’Extase” by Inez van Lamsweerde and Vinoodh Matadin for Vogue Paris, June/July 2014

Gettin’ real sick of your shit, high fashion.  Catherine Coatney was selling that skirt in the mid/late 90s.

stormtrooperfashion:

L’Extase” by Inez van Lamsweerde and Vinoodh Matadin for Vogue Paris, June/July 2014

Gettin’ real sick of your shit, high fashion. Catherine Coatney was selling that skirt in the mid/late 90s.

31

May

sissydudeomen2:

(via SISSYDUDE LOVES: the first 6 models/looks from Agnès B. Mens F/W 14.15 Paris)

So we’re cultivating a sort of “well-dressed Victorian Zombie” look, I see.

20

May

stormtrooperfashion:

Melina Gesto for ELLE Argentina by Tomas Ghiorzo 

Nice cut, but the fabric looks like it was created with one of those spin art things kids did at the fair in the 80s.

stormtrooperfashion:

Melina Gesto for ELLE Argentina by Tomas Ghiorzo 

Nice cut, but the fabric looks like it was created with one of those spin art things kids did at the fair in the 80s.

thatlupa:

When nude sheer material actually matches your skin, righteously beautiful things happen 😍😍


No snark.  Amazement.

thatlupa:

When nude sheer material actually matches your skin, righteously beautiful things happen 😍😍

No snark. Amazement.